Mac DeMarco fan fiction, for Mac DeMarco
This week, Mac DeMarco asked his fans to send him some fan fiction about himself. You’re supposed to send it in via DeMarco’s website, but I’ve decided to publish my submission publicly, because I already work for a website.
Mac DeMarco is standing near the edge of an in-ground pool, trying to pinch a polyethylene foam noodle with his big toe and the one next to it. As he opens and closes his toe-claws, the noodle floats away.
“Dammit,” Mac mutters.
His pool is littered with foam noodles, toys, and other junk — even soggy loaves of bread. It would take a whole ‘nother story to tell you why, and I don’t have that kind of time. In any case, Mac is having a rough time getting rid of all this pool trash because his elbows and knees have been…
