The obvious reasons Nintendo shouldn't have hired Bowser as VP of Sales
Today, I received an email from a Nintendo publicist with the subject line: “Nintendo of America Hires Bowser as New VP of Sales.” Because publicists would never mislead me, I didn’t bother opening the email, and can only assume it’s a longwinded apology for the boneheaded decision to promote the company’s most notorious villain into such an important position, presumably one that has a great salary and decent benefits.
I want to point out the obvious reasons Nintendo should not have hired Bowser as VP of Sales:
1. Bowser has a history of kidnapping women.
2. Bowser munches on humans.
4. Bowser is a dinosaur. Or a dragon. Whatever, the doors in Nintendo’s offices aren’t designed for him, and it’s time people respected the work of our…
Source:: The Verge
