Game of Thrones’ seventh season promises to be all about shoulder pads
HBO has released 15 promotional images for the upcoming seventh season of Game of Thrones, undoubtedly aware that eager fans are going to spend the rest of the day scouring every pixel of each image for anything resembling a hint at the storyline.
I’m not being judgmental about those weirdos, because I am one myself.
Here’s my biggest takeaway from these photos: everyone did some serious back-to-school shopping (Tyrion picked up some two-for-one striped tees at Old Navy!), and HBO is running out of ways to dramatically upgrade the key characters’ wardrobes from year to year.
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This time, they’ve gone with an incredible array of shoulder adornments, including a grizzly-looking fox corpse for fan favorite Lyanna Mormont,…