True love is a referral link to moonlamp.co
Does your boyfriend text you back? Does your boyfriend like your selfies on Instagram? Does your boyfriend know you exist?
More importantly:
Does your boyfriend know that you are a Twitter bot?
Most importantly:
Did your boyfriend buy you a moon-shaped lamp from moonlamp.co despite his inability to respond to your texts or recognize your corporeal form?
Today, on Twitter, among hundreds of thousands or possibly millions of conversations that will bring you nothing but extreme boredom or frothing rage, there is one conversation that is good and that I love. It’s between a batch of Twitter accounts that appear to be young women but appear slightly more so to be bots, created to sell lamps.
At any given moment, the bots have either a…